Kindergarten
Kindergarten
Star light, star bright
Star Light Star bright,
The first star I see tonight,
I wish I may, I wish I might,
Have the wish I wish tonight.
When that I was but a little tiny boy
When that I was but a little tiny boy,
With a hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy,
And the rain it raineth every day.
With a hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
A foolish thing was but a toy.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water;
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
Then up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
He followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school.
Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
Then whipped them all soundly
And put them to bed.
Elizabeth's Homework
Once upon a time there was a school called Rudolph Elementary. Just like every other school they had their bullies, popular kids, and nerds.
At Rudolph Elementary the biggest bully was Tony Veston. The most popular kid, was a girl, named Elizabeth Berring. Well, as usual Tony liked to pick on Elizabeth's "group".
The Sporty Boy and the Lazy Mother
Once upon a time, there lived a sporty boy named Michael Jordan. And his mother, Mrs. Wright, and she was even lazier than a fat pot-belly pig. And Michael was always treated like a slave. He made lunch, dinner, and breakfast. He was always working even though he’s only three years old. He couldn’t have a one second rest. But when he was fourteen he worked until Wednesday and the day after Wednesday he said “mother, please will you try and lose 18 pounds, because you are really lazy.”
Toys Make the False Friends
One day in Greenville, a dog named Rusty just got some new toys. Then he heard something and saw a big moving truck pull into the driveway next door and the license plate said Snobby State of Arizona. Every one in Snobbyville was selfish and jealous of each other.
The Enormous Turnip
Once upon a time, there lived an old lady and a old man and they planted peas , green beans and one enormous turnip and the old man and he had an idea. Then the old man went to fetch three black cats and two dogs, a farmer and five pigs and sixteen hens, and a thousand chicks, and there was a hundred and eight ducks. And said “I know what we can have for dinner. Turnip stew.”
THE BOY AND HIS GRADES
ONCE, THERE WAS A BOY NAMED CLYDE PEMBROKE. HE ALWAYS WANTED ATTENTION IN CLASS. HE PLAYED AROUND, NOT PAYING ATTENTION. HE WOULD EAT CANDY AND ALSO CHEW GUM. HE AT LEAST GOT 2 REFERRALS A WEEK FOR NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS HE DID.
